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Mel C I want Ya Dead! 
Most disturbing news just in, a man has been held of death threats that he sent to Mel C (he's doing what we're all thinking). Well whatever this man was thinking a stiff upper liped Scotland Yard spokesman said "A man has been arrested in the Netherlands by Dutch authorities" (well we can all sleep easy at night now).
"What really did me in" Whimpered Mel C "was when he sent me cassette tapes. Its not that what he said worried me, it was that when he sang 2 Become 1, he sang it better than I did". Mel C has also been reported to have been receiving sexually explicit letters (that does it, what a sicko, lock him up for good).
More news as we get it!