I Told You All So

Well not very long ago, I reported some news on the web site (good for me, right?).

Well just in case anyone thought that I was making this stuff up, on Saturday morning I saw and advert for Microsoft’s new Windows XP, featuring none other than Madonna’s "Ray of Light" song. Not long after that (Sunday) I see something on the news about a certain old pop stars concert for the New York tragedy. Ha, all bow down to me and my excellent news reporting skills. I know that nobody is doing this, but for a minute I’ll just imagine.

Well onto today’s news the 22/10/01. The executives behind American Pie 2 have been rated the most powerful people in entertainment (what about me). This is according to an annual ranking that is done by Entertainment Weekly magazine. Well I’m going straight onto a new subject because this was obviously fixed.

Prince Edward, Earl of Wessex, is to stop making TV programmes about royalty (oh no, my life is over), this is following all that carp in the news about his programming of Prince Williams first day at school (or something).

The chairman of Ardent Productions will disclose the Earl's decision in a report for ITV's Tonight with Trevor McDonald. This news is so boring I’m gonna stop right now, before I put you and (most importantly) myself into a coma.

See you all in my next news broadcast, Atom.