Here at Entertainment Junkies HQ, we pride ourselves on being an active community of Entertainment consumers. As Karl Marx said in his writings, '..it is up too the masses to seize control of media, away from the hands of producers who create such things as changing rooms, hear say and national Lampoon movies.

Each month the 'Operation Junkie' unit led by General Trash will pin point media targets for the EJ soldiers to attack in a specific way in the quest to reclaim the world of entertainment from the hands of evil.

Mission 1

Polish those boots boys, tighten those laces and shine up your anti aircraft missiles as I give you the briefing for mission 1 in the 'operation junkie' campaign. The first target in the inaugural campaign will be the anorexic limpet and former spice girl Geri Halliwell. Geri has clogging up the charts with her moronic music and dubious dancing techniques. She has recently been in the news in regards to entertaining the British troops on foreign shores. Now bless Geri, she's probably a nice lass but her constant self-promotion is degrading the intellectual power of the masses. Using the technique of blanket email bombing are objectives are to drive the yappity little terrier to the realms of low self-confidence.

Objectives

To create a short set of degrading lyrics, relating to certain facets of Miss Halliwell. Then posing as a fan, send her an email containing the offensive lyrics and ask whether she'd be interested in including the words in her next album. This usage of degrading carpet email bombing should result in triggering a nervous breakdown and rid Ginger from the world of entertainment forever.

Ginger posts as Geri Halliwell on the message board of her official website. Her email address is disclosed information, but by clicking on the following link:

http://bb.emichrysalis.co.uk/gerihalliwell/threads.html?start=0&id=63947&thread=17987#63947

you will be taken to the message board and will be able to send her an email by clicking the 'secret' icon that masks her email address.

Rewards

All mercenaries of moral integrity who participate in the campaign and forward me a copy of the sent email, will be included in 'roll of honour' in next month's column. Anyone who receives a reply from the woman herself and forwards it to me will receive a gold award. Any exemplary actions of bravery in the front line will be awarded the prestigious George and Mildred cross.