The middle of america chrisis!

Thats right, it looked like i was gona say middle east chrisis, but i did not. The subject that I am refering to is americas greedy IP address grabbing, you may not think that this is a problem but it will be.

Some interesting quates for you "Stampford and Massatusis Universities both received 16 million IP address, this is far more than they gave my entire country", barked a Chinesse Ambassador. Further more "We are running out of time, the end of the internet is upon us" squealed a strange man I found lying in the street. This man later turned out to be a Bill Gates look a like, so we should really disregard his comments.

Well I hope your ready for this one. A Microsoft Spokes person announced "we have solved the latest IP shortage out, we have introduced IPv6 to replace IPv4 into our latest operating system". He continued in this fashion laughing periodically.

COVER UP, COVER UP ALERT! Well no actually, I doubt that very much. Microsoft have just once again been the first to react to an emerging situation were they can make even more money. The thing is, you cant beet Microsoft. They are like an away team of officers from the Star-Ship Enterprise. You can throw law suits at them, the Ferengie and even the Borg but Microsoft, I mean the Enterprise keeps bouncing back. Wait a minute, whats the topic again...ah....

Well, um... you can all be glad to know that this potential economic disaster has been averted thanks to Microsoft, even if they do make loads more money out of it.

P.S. Microsoft, I pirate your cds...hehehehe.